And You Thought Peanut Butter Was Just For Sandwiches

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Once upon a time, our man Percy Weatherby (aka Houie aka uniquesnowflake aka houster_gold) - who is a gay man, BTW, so he can say "honey" all he wants and knows more about buttsex than you ever will - wrote a rant about rants about lube in fanficrants.[1]

Predictably, there was wank.[2] In fact, there was even more wank. And, of course, icons.[3]

Sadly, the always-entertaining Percy Weatherby isn't around on FW anymore, but at least he'll always have Bodyglide we'll always have memories.

Quotes

  • "What crawled up your ass and died?" - eiviiaru [4]
"A gerbil. Any questions, Supposed Bad Person?" - percy_weatherby
  • "I do know that if I read a story where somebody used peanut butter as lube no matter what else happened in that story, I'd be wondering how they got the Jiffy out of their ass-hairs." - melange [5]