Annaham
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No one is really sure where AnnaHam came from--like Easter Island, she may have been created by druids many thousands of years ago, or may have just appeared out of nowhere, ready to wreak havoc upon the Earth. Her aspirations have included starting her own cult, discovering whether or not cold fusion actually works, ressurecting Freddie Mercury from the dead, and swimming the English Channel while dressed in a priest's cassock, a headress featuring the American flag, and flippers. It is likely that she will accomplish at least one of these in her lifetime.
One notable achievement that AnnaHam has had in the past year was that one time that she ate an entire extra-large pizza in under twelve minutes. It was SO AWESOME but I guess you kind of had to be there.
Within the next year, AnnaHam would like to beat that record by consuming TWO extra-large pizzas in under twelve minutes.
