Armageddon

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It's the end of the world! Oh noes, the fandom is going to explode!!!

Sorry, people -- per the Universal Law of Perversity, predicting an Armageddon generally means it won't happen. Or if it does happen, it's never as bad as anticipated. Serves you right, really -- everyone knows unexpected wank is the funniest.

Famously fizzled Armageddons