Ashley Ashes

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The Real Life Uke

AshleyAshes aka ashleyvsdestiny apparently decided that his calling in life was to look for his seme as a "real-life uke," living the "yaoi lifestyle." Apparently, the "yaoi lifestyle" includes bashing transsexuals, wanking oneself senseless at conventions while dressed in a maid costume, posting scary pictures to the Internets and generally being an asshat. Unfortunately, when he brought the search for his seme to the yaoi LJ community, he had a rather painful collision with earth logic, and wank ensued. (Well, only after a few pages of heated discussion over Ashley's gender. His LJ wasn't exactly consistent on the subject.)

• June 25, 2006: The Wank Report, made that much more entertaining/boring (YMMV) when Ashley came to JF and troll-feeding further ensued.

Links

• Pics here:
  • Maid to order? [1]
  • NSFW - Uke out with your cock out. (And proof of Ashley's masculinity for the doubters.)[2]
• Ashley encourages an FTM to suicide
• Ashley's Distress at the Gay Sex 101 Panel An eyewitness account by FW member Metrocowboy.

Notable quotes:

• "Uke are interrogating the text from the wrong sexuality." -mcity [3]
• "Seriously Khrys, your 'Bitch Craft' mojo is quite unimpressive. If you were the only thing that stood between me and world domination, people would already be changing the text books to read 'Ashlica' instead of 'Earth'." - Ashley Ashes [4]