Asperger's syndrome

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Asperger's syndrome (IPA: [ɑss.βuʀ.ɢər]) is a developmental disorder that causes people to be assholes. The condition can be self-diagnosed and no professional medical opinion is required to use it as an excuse for/distraction from obnoxious behavior.

Do you have Asperger's? It's more likely than you think.

Asperger's is the only possible explanation if you possess any or all of the following traits:

• Poor social skills
• Obsession with a narrow set of interests
• Overwhelming desire to become an anime voice actor
• Tendency to push Slytherin in sorting communities
• Repetitive behaviors
• Behavior similar to Dr. Gregory House but without the devoted fan following
• Peculiarities in language
• Extensive logical/technical patterns of thought
• Recent dumbass activity and an intense desire to shirk personal responsibility
• Membership in the wank comms and an irresistible urge to whine that wankers are exploiting your very special disorder

If you have exhibited any of these signs, you have Asperger's syndrome. Do not hesitate to go to everyone you ever offended and tell them all about how you're almost autistic. That way they'll give you a pass on any stupid stuff you say or do, as though you're almost retarded.

See also Blackjack's Law