Ataniell

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Ataniell, Ataniell93, Azalais Malfoy: Sometime wanka, sometime wanker, Ataniell is a polarizing figure. Noted defender of Slytherin house, is she just "expressing her point of view" or "wanking up a storm"? Everybody's got an opinion.

The one thing everyone agrees on: use "?style=mine" if you ever visit her journal, or you will be dead from pink.

On Fandom_Wank or off of it, she's guaranteed to hit at least one of the following main points in every comment:

After her departure from Fandom_Wank[1] when she concluded we were too mean, she condemned us as the Cult of Mean. (Also, we learned Narcissam and Camilla are monsters for laughing at Harmonian wank during one of the sequel wanks to Emerson of Mugglenet And His Harmonian Slaves; this comment was lost when the original poster locked the post.[2])

Now loudly proclaims that she outgrew that awful Fandom Wank whenever and wherever possible, even when it has nothing to do with anything.

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List of (main) Wanks

see also: Everything I know about Ataniell I learnt from Fandom_Wank

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Famous Quotes

  • "In her interviews, she's a complete bitch to her fans, which irritates me because we are the people who made her rich collectively."[3]
  • "I expect it's that whole thing about how everyone who likes Draco must want to do Tom Felton that's got under my skin this time, because of course, at my age I'm just dying to get my hands on a not even terribly pretty piece of jailbait?"[4]
  • "The only time the Slytherin fandom ever shows up on FW is when Joanne makes the accusation reader_zero repeated in his rant, which is that we all have crushes on Tom Felton and Alan Rickman. And that we don't understand what she's trying to say. (Actually, Jo, we do understand what you're trying to say. It's just that you haven't convinced us. That isn't our fault. Since we're giving you our money anyway, be gracious and take it without insulting us, k?)"[5]
  • "We needed a hot black Slytherin. But why did he have to be nasty and also have an evil parent? Why did he have to have a black widow for a mother? Hahaha, nice pun Jo, that isn’t racist at all, nuh uh."[6]
  • "I've long been uncomfortable with the ethics of maintaining even a free account at a site which discriminates against teens (and yes, I know they have their reasons; I have heard it 25680 times, please don't repeat it here, I've had that argument often enough now)."[7]
  • "I used to be friendly with her and I was friendly enough with camillabloom that we used to have each other's mailing addresses. Then that fucking BOOK came out and they turned into monsters, I don't get it at all.
    But that's just my opinion."[8]
  • "If you then follow them around picking at their stitches, the way certain people on Fandom Wank were doing to certain H/Hr shippers, you are cruel, and I don't want to know you."[9]
  • "I'm not too terribly worried about you. After all, you're not "in love with" me. Considering that you threatened Nicolae's life for making a nasty remark about your mother once, and she's still alive and well and breathing, I figure the roaring animal will get here sometime after the Headless Horseman, but before the Tooth Fairy.
    I totally got that you described your own behaviour. What I don't get is if you really do act like that, how it is that you've not been arrested. Perhaps you're so bad at stalking you have managed to do it without being noticed."[10] (deleted by FPB, unfortunately)
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