Avenue Q

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A Broadway musical featuring cute puppets addressing such issues as racism, homophobia, and Internet pornography.

No, seriously. See?


Memorable quotes

  • "The internet is for porn! / The internet is for porn! / Grab your dick and double click / For porn, porn, porn!"
  • "Everyone's a little bit racist / Today. / So, everyone's a little bit racist / Okay! / Ethnic jokes might be uncouth, / But you laugh because they're based on truth. / Don't take them as personal attacks. / Everyone enjoys them - / So relax!"
  • "Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!" - "Schadenfreude"
  • "What do you do with a B.A. in English? / What is my life going to be? / Four years of college, and plenty of knowledge, / Have earned me this useless degree."
  • "If you were gay / That'd be okay. / I mean cause hey, / I'd like you anyway."