BJR Teaches Us How To Outwalk A Hurricane
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September 8, 2005: BJR (Blackjackrocket) kindly offers herself up as a punching bag during the aftermath of hurricane Katrina.
BJR highlights: victims deserved to die because anyone can stroll to safety through a deadly swamp during a hurricane. Especially if they leave the infirm, the elderly and the very young behind to die. Hey, it's called survival of the fittest! And BJR is clearly one of the 'fittest'. Intelligent evacuees can forage for plants and animals to eat along the way. Catching pigeons is easy, hell, every bird is edible! Except the cassowary, maybe.
More highlights: Her small corner of the world is the only place where natural disasters never, ever happen. No, really. Even though other people who live there disagree. Also, volcanic ash is no danger to anyone, no matter what those crazy geologists say, and flooding is only a problem if one lives within spitting distance of a river.
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May 23, 2006: The forgiving ModSquad unbanned BJR.[1] BJR laid low for a bit, then decided to rant about how Fanficrants had banned her for her behaviour over on Journalfen. Key to her rant, "I owe no one an apology. I think the fact that [F_W] let me back in speaks for itself."
