BNFM Deathmatch

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January 10, 2004: Sajasma posted to Fandom Wank with evidence that the BNF Death Match Manager Death Match was run by little_needle, and called her an idiot too. little_needle admitted it, Sajasma called her "an even bigger attention-seeking asshat", so little_needle responded to almost every comment on the entry to explain why she wasn't one.

January 11, 2004: Appalled by Fandom Wank's treatment of little_needle, Malfoypatriarch snapped.

“ Fuck you, F_W. Go make fun of your asshats and your Elijah/Dom shippers, and your bullshit trolls that only exist to stir up a wank. You haven't produced anything funny in months! Come back when you actually have a wank! ”
— {{{source}}}

little_needle agreed:

“ Who the fuck would let a bunch of people talk about them and have nothing to say back? If they were going to try and fuck me, I was going to fuck them back just as hard. I think it got so big (there was nearly 200 posts the last time I looked) because they couldn't believe I (and oddly, so many other people) were telling them to fuck right off and aim their pissing cocks elsewhere (nice, I know =P). If only they understood how many people were laughing right back at them, including me. My favourite wank of all? I'll never forget it. Someone told me to fuck off before "they got out their ruler". My reply had to be, of course, "Promise?". What the fuck were they thinking? ”
— {{{source}}}

Believing that the mods couldn't see her IP address, Malfoypatriarch trolled the comments as both Anon6.7 and Anon9.0.

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Quotes

"Hey dickhead - if you took half a minute to look at the journal, you'd have realised that malfoypatriarch is a woman. If you're going to bitch someone out, at least know thy enemy." - An anonymouse [4]
"Sorry, but that didn't fit with my creative vision. If she can write Harry/Lucius slash (more power to her) then surely I can tweak canon just a leeetle myself. Feel better, sweetheart, now that you've gotten that out?" - Wankprophet
  • "We go through this over and over again, people. Listen carefully. We. Are Not. Here. To Entertain You. We. Do Not Care. Whether You Think We're Funny. We. Are Here. To Amuse. Ourselves. If. You Don't. Like It. Too. Damn. Bad." - Sorchar [5]
  • "Oh, you poor dear! There should be a law against people going against fandom wank! Perhaps next time we can have her journal suspended!
    Go fandom wank! Let this be a message to everyone who gets in our way!" - Anon 6.7 AKA Malfoypatriarch [6]
  • "If you're anon 6.7 doesn't that mean you should be an improvement over previous anons with some kind of nifty upgrades like immediate comebacks or babelfish translation? Because right now I'll toddle back to my fangirling of Anon 3.5 if that's the best you can snark." - gaisce [7]
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