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I thought about building you a boat to survive the river of tears I'm crying for you even as we speak, but the world's smallest violins just aren't a reliable source of lumber and that cross you're nailing yourself to seems like it'd be bouyant enough anyway. [1]

(And, no, House didn't say that, no matter what the IMDb claims.[2])

Has his very own Platonic Love Harem, which was founded during the Blurty days by Telesilla, and Telesilla alone, no matter what Kyuuketsukirui says.

He is currently missing in action. Theories concerning his current status, location, mental state, and general feelings on yaoi abound, but no-one knows for certain exactly where he has gone or when he'll be back. Apoplexia is being groomed to become the new Gayboi Mod, something he has resisted thus far, claiming his wife wouldn't understand. However, we are confident that apoplexia's defenses will soon crumble under the redoubled pressure from the Hive Vagina and the cultural impact of "Brokeback Mountain."