Bartending In The Dark
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by elgato_gamgins
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The Wank
June 7, 2005: Wank caused when Livejournal user Shadowsider applied to the LiveJournal sorting community Hogwarts Elite. The majority of votes would have placed him in Gryffindor. He would have preferred to be sorted into Slytherin, which became clear after community members discovered a post in his personal journal.
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Famous quotes
- "And actually, I work in a goth club. Bartending. In the dark." - Shadowsider, quoted in the wank report
- "I scare my own wife on occasion, and not because I would ever lay a violent hand on her. Violence isn't my thing. Darkness, however, very much is." - ibid
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