Battlestar Galactica

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Could be one of two fandoms: one revolving around a show from 1978 or one revolving around a current show on the SciFi channel. Both wank.

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1978 version

In which there are robot dogs, fighter pilots with capes, and a gang of rhyming Cylons that look like chrome toasters. Also, Starbuck has a penis and VD. Boomer has a penis and melanin, but no VD. Tigh has melanin and a penis, but no VD or bottle in his hand.

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2003 version

In which our brains get eaten by the fact that THE CYLONS ARE HAWT NOW OMG! No poetry, no capes, Captain Apollo is now a terrorist-turned-politician. Starbuck has neither a penis nor VD. Boomer has neither a penis or his original ethnic group, nor is she human. Tigh now lacks melanin and has a bottle in his hand, he still has a penis. And hawt human-on-robot femslash is canon.

Wankas were pleased to learn that the new Battlestar Galactica compares favorably with Virginia Woolf, William Faulkner, and Shakespeare (Tolstoy, of course, is trash).[1][2]

This fandom, while quite wanky, rarely shows up on FW due to the fact that most of its members are expatriates from other fandoms and thus have learned to use the friendslock when they wank.[3] The unhappy exception to this rule is the always vocal Wank All-Star MsA.

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The Wanks

Baltar is NOT A CYLON! And if you believe that, you're as dumb as Firefly fans [4] - February 27, 2006
"You just killed off the best female character on TV" [5] - March 11, 2006, starring wank-star MsA
My fanfiction is so (nonspecifically) dark that you must FRIEND me before I'll let you read it![6] - March 16, 2006
Spake Dirk Benedict: '"Starbuck is dead. Long live Stardoe!"' [7] - April 27, 2006 (How-- how-- could this have failed to make it out of Clairvoyantwank?)
I can post spoilers without cuts if I want to![8] - May 19, 2006
"Toffee-Barbie" isn't racist; I love Barbies.[9] - May 25, 2006
Katie Sackoff doesn't understand her own character[10] - April 8, 2008