Blackjackrocket

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She can outrun a hurricane. No, really, she can.

She can also catch pigeons and rip meat with her bare hands.

Notable for eclipsing rfjason's original troll wank.

Lives with her parents at 28, though she argues that this is okay because she pays rent and has a job. (Said job is a mod position on a Pokemon forum.)

See also: Blackjack's Law

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