Caina

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Caina, AKA C***a:

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Pre Fandom Wank

Very few people had heard of Caina before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, yet she had been in the Harry Potter fandom for some time previous to that as the maintainer of the now-defunct Hermionepotter.net, which featured Harmonian shipping essays. She was also a member of the future hotspot: HMS Harmony.

After HBP was released, Caina announced plans to close down her site and leave the fandom.

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As Featured on Fandom Wank

Instead of leaving the fandom, Caina decided to rewrite HBP the Harmonian Way, leading to her first appearance on Fandom Wank. Since then, Caina has starred in a number of wanks, listed below.

In November 2005, Caina announced she'd be taking a break from fandom due to 'congenital heart failure and sleep apnoea'. But in February 2006, she returned, writing fanfic and maintaining an archive (called 'Silverwhisps' because she made a typo during registration). Sadly, it and the revamped Hermionepotter.net had a short life, after Caina gave her password to a troll who deleted the sites. [1]

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List of (main) wanks

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Famous quotes

  • "I'm sure many people are wondering 'how is Jo responsible for the anti-Harmony sentiment on the Internet?'" [2]
  • "I knew it. I knew what he was ..." [3]
  • "So, for those of you who continually wish death upon me, you may find yourself in luck. Keep your fingers crossed. With the kind of health problems I'm having, I may lay down to sleep one night and never get back up. That would make your lives a bit happier, wouldn't it?" [4]
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Caina's Age

Dez chan: Jesus Christ, she's 31 years old! This whole time I thought she was just some 15 year old fanbrat with no time! That makes her infinitely more pathetic.

Esclaramonde: I love it when people find that out.

Narcissam: And there's always someone who hasn't heard it yet! It's the gift that keeps on giving! [5]

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