Caina And The Internet Lawyer

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September 8, 2005: A long and involved wank in which Caina got LJ Abuse to suspend The_HMS_STFU from LJ for mocking her - and according to Caina - using her real name. Which is Caina.

Tviokh then recreated the community on JournalFen. The refugees from LJ poured in to continue mocking the woman now known there as She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or C***a.

Meanwhile, the HMS Harmony's very own internet lawyer, Vanceone, brings all his legal knowledge to the issue to explain why LJ Abuse deleted The_HMS_STFU. And he and his friends create their own LJ community: The HMS Getalife.

Wank Report - As an added bonus, Phoenixwriter/Flying Phoenix shows up to defend the Harmonian reputation in the comments. [1] [2]

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Quotes, completely lacking in irony

  • "I would also note that LJ deletes Fandom-Wank repeatedly. Surely this should tell you something." - Vanceone, quoted in Wank Report
  • "Your entire stated purpose is to inflict pain and mock others on the internet for their shipping beliefs. And Woe be to anyone who dares to defend themselves or criticize you. You don't see them, or your targets, as real people--instead, the insults flow freely. You insult them on every level--their minds, their bodys, even their spiritual beliefs." - Vanceone [3]
  • "Note to the Mentally Ill: The H.M.S. Harmony is unsinkable- so mind you, silly little attacks will not faze us, and certainly will not sink us. Please, for the sake of human sanity- stop bothering!!" - the HMS Get A Life Manifesto, quoted in Wank Report
  • "They are beginning to think insulting H/Hr fans is a fun hobby!" - ibid
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