Can My Doll Marry Me Instead Of Another Doll?

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March 9, 2006: Ball-jointed dolls are serious business. Especially when it comes time for them to get married. The post that started the flamewar, by haha:

Do dolls really have to marry dolls (if they want to get married)?

i am just curious. if i get an engagement ring for my boy and myself, is it weird/crazy/mad to you? i treat my dolls not as my "kids", but as my "boyfriends". does anyone else do the same thing?

Responses range from support for this new alternative lifestyle, to demands that haha find herself a psychiatrist.

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Quotes

• "Just be prepared to expect crazy looks/comments when you discuss it with outsiders, who have not been exposed to BJDs for less than a few hours." - a Doll Marriage supporter, quoted on FW

"Honestly, I really don't care whether you're using this doll as a dildo, and please believe me, three hour's exposure will not change my mind." - brown_betty[1]

• "At last, my Godzilla action figure and I can get married! We live a life of sin no more, my reptillian prince!
  
  OH NO! Someone just broke down the door! It's my Boba Fett action figure! He's explaining he still loves me and we're meant to be together! Oh, Boba, why did you have to build that wall? Why did you have to hide from me (behind the vacuum in the laundry room, and I still don't know how you got there)? We could've been together for years! Sob!
  
  Now they're fighting! No no no! Ahh, Godzilla just punched Boba in the face! Boba's blaster is jammed! Godzilla tries to use his breath ray but he's got a sore throat! Desperate to prove themselves, they pounce at each other and are now locked in a mishmash of limbs (that looks suspiciously like sex but it ISN'T)! Who will prevail?? Who will be the victor of my heart??
  
  Wait, what's that music? DUN DUN DUN DUN DUH-DUH DUN DUH-DUH! ...It's DARTH VADER! He's come to claim my heart as well! Oh, drama! Oh, suspense! Oh, Boba's rocket pack just broke off again!" - Rotten Fish [2]