Cassandra Claire Is Everywhere Law
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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.
bookshop: Okay, yes, this is wanky, but. I just have to ask. Is there a jurisimprudence corrolary to Darwin's Law that says that the longer a Harry Potter wank lasts, the greater becomes the probability that someone will bring up Cassandra Claire, thereby extending the wank by no less than 300 comments?
Because. Damn.
*bangs head on desk*
Proposed here by bookshop.

