Catja's Assize

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

Proposed here by cmikhailovic

Whosoever makes more than three (3) separate posts intended to convince opponents that said poster "does not care" about the argument at hand shall henceforth be declared to a) care, and b) automatically lose the argument.

Backtracker's Corollary: When confronted with evidence of one's own wrongdoing, any claims that said wrongdoing was merely intended to "rile up" one's opponents, said wrongdoer shall henceforth be declared to a) be a lameass, and b) automatically lose the argument. This corollary is not intended to apply to genuine trolls; rather, the Backtracker's Corollary comes into play when an otherwise legitimate poster attempts to cover up a mistake.

(from here.)