Chancery Stone: Iconoclast

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Issendai's summary[1] of Chancery Stone won her fame and fortune-- well, okay, perhaps just general winning of the Internet. Also, Chancery singled her out for especial mention on her blog as "a little black mushroom of hate."[2] (Sadly, Chancery apparently later deleted this post. Fortunately, nothing is ever truly lost.[3][4])

Chancery: GRAR! I AM AN ICONOCLAST! FEAR MY MANSEX WOMANPORN!

The world: Actually, we have a bunch of that over here already.

Chancery: GRAR! I AM AN ICONOCLAST! FEAR MY NON-WOMAN-HATING STRAIGHTMANSEX WOMANPORN!

The world: We don't see the point of the distinction. And we're still reading our boysex over here.

Chancery: ...WELL, GRAR, I AM STILL AN ICONOCLAST, FOR LO, I AM WRITING THE WORLD'S FIRST EVER BLOG NOVEL!

The world: That's been done. A couple of hundred times over. Want some links?

Chancery: SUDDDENLY I FIND THE BLOG NOVEL STRANGELY UNFULFILLING. I AM ENDING IT NOW.

The world: *continues to quietly read boyporn for girls*

Chancery: ...

The world: *turns a page*

Chancery: PROVE TO ME THAT THAT'S REAL BOYPORN FOR GIRLS! LOOK, I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH A SET OF STANDARDS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REAL STATE OF BOYPORN PUBLISHING! YOU CAN'T PROVE IT, CAN YOU? CAN YOU? HA! I AM STILL AN ICONOCLAST!

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