Code of the Comfy Chair

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

Proposed here by virago

Any threat that is meant to be a threat but is actually a favor, including, but not limited to:

• If you don't agree with me I'll leave this community forever
  
• If I don't get X number of reviews I'll stop writing

...should be carried out by any means necessary, including by violence. Anyone standing in the way of this "threat" being carried out will be poked with sharpened sticks.

[Inspired by many, many things over the years.]