Colors

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• Red: the hair color of those whores, anti-feminists, and wife-beaters, the Weasleys

• Pink: teaching us the value of ?style=mine

• Blue: Roy's eyes are very dark blue and if I read one more fanfic that describes his eyes as black I swear I shall shred someone

• Green: is Satan's favorite color!

• Yellow: is not the color of Zuko's eyes, they're gold! Or amber! Not the same thing at all!

• Purple: is a pigment of our imagination

• White: the color of rape

• Grey Gray: is pretension in action

• Black: Sirius, Blaise Zabini, racism - this one never stops

• The Whole Damned Spectrum: Yes; Photoshop is always to blame

• Orange: you glad you read this article?