Conuly

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Conuly, watcher of many communities. There's a good chance you'll run into her in a posted wank. She's everywhere.

snacky: Yay, conuly! Bitchslapping tomakobriefs!

::guzzles::
::hides sekrit crush on conuly::

pokecheck: I'm starting to believe that conuly is some sort of deity. For she is everywhere.
Can she be the DeityTM of OTF_Wank?

snacky: I was thinking Patron saint, but sure! Deity!

pokecheck: conuly is our deity.
To her we owe our piety.
For when an infant sucks a tit
Or baby weasels take a shit
For when we do not tip our share
Or language bastards put on airs
Tis not true wank without her grace
To wank the wankers into place.

Amen.

— from the English is a silly major wank [1]

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