Cookies

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• "C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me." --Cookie Monster

• Are often won (along with the Internet) for a post or comment that brings the funny.

• Are better than sex.

• Are reportedly available in different flavors.

• Can be deposited by websites into your browser so your bosses will be able to keep track of every nasty Draco/Spike/Balrog creep-fic you've ever viewed during work hours. Stick to solitaire. Not solitaire/hearts cum-gargling slashfic. Just...solitaire. The game.