Crotchdropping

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Term for "children" used on childfree and more frequently on cf_hardcore, which likens the act of childbirth (and its results) to taking a shit. Members of both communities think they're persecuted because they don't want to have children, but if they knew it's mostly because they use batshit insane terminology like this they might not be so wanky.

Everyone who came into this world through their momma's crotch is technically a crotchdropping. Occasionally in a flamewar someone will point out that the people using the word must also be crotchdroppings themselves. This logic never holds up because childfree members are grown in Petri dishes and cabbage patches.