Dan/Emma - The Erotic Quality of Sibling Love
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November 19, 2005: Various tinhats on Portkey voice the opinion that the Harry Potter actors Dan Radcliffe and Emma Watson are really in love, but Warner Brothers is oppressing them into silence, so they've taken to announcing their relationship via oblique hints only Dan/Emma shippers can understand. On Fandom Wank, comparisons are naturally made to the Domlijah shippers, who significantly shipped another real couple with the initials D&E.
Late and lamented (and then revived[1]): The Sweetest Thing, a Dan/Emma site with Reasons for Dan/Emma, including "Because they both think they are brother and sister." Oh, the erotic quality of sibling love!
We also found out that tinhats don't work. [2] Do not panic. Other arrangements are in the works.
Wanker Quotes
- "Seriously, my sis-in-law has a subscription for "Us Weekly" and "People Magazine" (yes, I read Hollywood gossip ) and the stars only act that way when they're dating, or something. Is it different in Europe? Dan and Emma are more affectionate than David Beckham and Posh Spice... and they're married!" - Adamant Eve
- " I still think that they may be together because Dan and Emma were matching at the Tokyo Japan GoF press conference. He was in Australia but I'm assuming she called him and they decided to match each other's outfits! Personally I think Dan's whipped." - meisangle, quoted in the Wank Report
- " Emma was wearing a purple jacket and Dan's t-shirt had purple across the shoulders...interesting considering he knew he would probably only be seen in a head and shoulders shot!" - research dome, ibid
- "I mean, they seem so comfortable and flirty with each other, and they're like... The Mutual Admiration Club. You can't be just friends and be comfortable with being like that, which is the reason I suspect." - Adamant Eve, ibid
Wanka Quotes
- "Dear Dan/Emma people,
Dan and Emma are not Harry and Hermione.
I just thought I should let you know, since you don't seem to get it.
- Love,
- Me" - ruby_tuesday [3]
- "C'mon, Dan/Emma people (Demma?). No confusion over what word a color really means? No anonymous message from the Holy Couple to the True Believers telling them in advance of the shoutout? *tsk* *tsk* Here, let me help you put your tinfoil hats on tighter." - khym_chanur [4]
Icons!
The Dan/Emma fan's original is mercifully lost, but imagine this parody icon by dandywolves with "Pretty Babies Go Here" instead of dandywolves' substitute text.
