Dean Groped Ginny On Page 606: Totally True

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April 18, 2006:You remember that bit in HBP where Dean groped Ginny's butt? What? You don't? Which book have you been reading? The posters on the Sugar Quill could set you straight on this one, even if they're not sure if the gropage counted as sexual harassment.

“ Whilst I largely agree with all this analysis about Ginny being over-protected by her family and having a need for independence, I also think that Dean's motive for helping her through the portrait hole was a bit more physical. I think he enjoyed having an excuse for handling her backside. The portrait hole is something you have to climb through. Helping someone through implies giving them a bit of a lift. ”
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Quotes

  • "And does it follow that having put into place stairs that turn into a slide by the third step to 'protect' the girls, that the founders would then turn around and install a door/entranceway that would practically invite the fondling/molestation of the smallest (who would be usually female) students?" - hughroe, quoted in the Wank Report
  • "Apparently, I missed the part of the book where Dean grabbed her ass and shouted, "HONK HONK!" - Nebbieq [1]
"...or "HONKY HONKY." Dean is ZOMGnotwhite, you know." - miss_sophia
  • "Wait, wait-- they're argueing about something that never happened? Jesus Christ on a pogo-stick! I thought this kind of reading comprehension could only be found in the wild Harmonian packs of HermionePotter.net!" - Sharonapple [2]
"But it's in the subtext, for heaven's sake! JKR was sending a message about sexual harassment and how girls shouldn't stand for it!" - Narcissam
"Well, if we're going by subtext, then I say the only reason Ron is so hostile towards Ginny's boyfriends is because he secretly lusts after them! After all, subtext rearranged is buttsex!" - Sharonapple
  • "I would like it known that we were trying to be very serious about it. But this is (obviously) only parts on the conversation. We seriously wanted to know why Ginny broke up with her former boyfriend. Someone made the suggestion and we went on it." - discordant_harmony [3]
"Don't worry, I think that came across loud and clear. :p" - Musouka
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