Demonboy

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December 30, 2004: What do you do when you're half-demon and need the proper ritual to awaken your dormant powers? Why, ask around on the internet, of course!

The original advice was feared lost to posterity, but has been found in the forum's archive.[1] Some of the most helpful suggestions remain in the quoted material on OTF_Wank.

• The Wank Report

Quotes

• "I am a half demon, I know that that is hard to believe but whatever." -- Demonboy[2]
• "Was it your mother, or your father? What first lead you to suspect that one of your parents was a demon? Is Christmas a tense time of the year for family gatherings?" -- EverFool, in reply
• "I suspect that a course of cognitive therapy might help him resolve his conflicts and become the demon he was meant to be." -- Brock[3]
• Elfwreck: "This should be done inside a protective triple circle of saltpeter, sulfur, and ground charcoal..."

Tim: "Isn't that the recipe for gunpowder?"

Randall Sapphire (a mod): "Elfwreck's suggestion was edited because it was too dangerous. The ritual will probably kill you unless you are really half-demon and the ritual successfully claimed your lost power (if any) -- which I consider unlikely with this general of a ritual. I don't think you should take this chance." - [4]