Don't Let Harry Touch Hermione

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October 20, 2005: Announced as HP wank sans Harmonians, the R/Hr shipping members of Honestlyronald lamented a screenshot of the 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' movie with Harry and Hermione touching. Because only Ron Weasley gets to touch Hermione.

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Quotes

"This is getting a little ridiculous." - dim54, re: the pics [1]

"I almost cried, seriously. I think this has been the worst one yet." - blueside/shellbell_xo [2]

"What the hell? This is pissing me off so much! SO MUCH!" - lunabelle [3]

"I could handle some of the other closeness, but this is like GROPING and making damn sure Ron is MILES away and not intimate with Hermione in the slightest! URG" - not_last_resort [4]
"Err... okay...
Clearly, what is needed here is a XXX-rated version, featuring Hermione in obscene lingerie and Ron ejaculating loudly whenever he gets the chance to pin her against a stable surface.
...
Urk." - xero_sky [5]

"Do you have to be a crazy whacko loonball to participate in HP fandom, or does it just help?" - kadath [6]
"Let's just say that if you were a crazy wacko loonball, you'd have plenty of company there." - castellated [7]

"This reminds me of elementary school. "Yuck! Hermione's getting Harry germs!" - narcissam [8]

"You guys, maybe this is part of JKR's nefarious plan: to have one pairing (R/Hr) in the books, and a different one (H/Hr) in the movies! This way she continue fucking with the fans heads even *past* the publication of book seven." - snacky [9]