Emerson the Mean Girl from High School
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November 16, 2005: The infamous Emerson Spartz of Mugglenet and Melissa Anelli of The Leaky Cauldron attended the NYC premiere of the Goblet of Fire movie. They did a podcast from there, hung out with Dan Radcliffe, and Emerson apparently called an Harry/Hermione shipper delusional. The part with the shippers was transcribed here by shallow_kid and some found that wanky enough.
Harmonian Phoenixwriter added an extra dimension by breaking her boycott of Mugglenet to mock Emerson's masculinity and trot out the age-old high school trauma.
And a picture of Emerson in a skirt was trotted out. Caina thought it was proof he was gay. "I knew it. I knew what he was ..." [1]
Quotes
- "I think its actually Emerson who speaks highpitched like a little girl in it something like "All right.Yeah, yeah" a broken record, I suppose. They jump in each others sentence....and well...what to say? It reminds me at this certain kind of guys we had on my school too.
They are so very cool but in reallity if you see them in real life you want to avoid them. You know what I mean? This pretty guys who think everytime they do something utterly stupid everyone just loves them more all the while you sit there and roles your eyes and thinks....they are really not that cool...they can't even speak correctly in micros without to cause the audience ringing ears." - Phoenixwriter[2]
- "I think, I had enough of this screaming and phone call....and sorry...I don't like guys with a girlish voice". - ibid
- "I swear if they don't start snogging and stop denying their relationship soon, I'm gonna go find them and lock them in a room together??? I dunno, but something...yea. Heck, why not, I'm going to england on friday." - cheesecakevan, quoted in the Wank Report
- "Why not? Well, I hear most prison inmates do not like H/Hr, so kidnapping Dan and Emma and possibly winding up in jail would not be a good thing for you. But by all means, prove me wrong. Show me that H/Hr can overcome anything, even that burly guy in the corner who sticks to canon and hates fanon." - willywanka [3]
- "I think this is all very high school! or, at least, high school movie. A part of me keeps waiting for aggressive finger-snapping and greasers in tight pants to burst into elaborately choreographed musical numbers." - orangelick [4]
- "I think he means those certain kinds of guys, actually. You know, the ones with the high-pitched squealy voices who flop their hands around and say "Honey" like no self-respecting straight people ever would?
Yeah, I think he's trying to call Emerson more the gay kind of gay, not so much the ghey kind of gay. 'Cause, y'know, there's a difference and all." - puipui [5]
A Fic We Rather Hope We'll Never See The Whole Of, by Monkeywrench
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