Explain to me the concept of cookies of different flavors
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A wanker throws a hissyfit over the idea that her friends have journals on sites (mainly JournalFen) of which she is not a member. She accuses them of purposely excluding her and expresses bewilderment as to why people would need to visit two journaling sites. This idiocy produces the cookie analogy. Mmm, delicious.
- musicdiamond:
- Hey now! Wait, explain to me the concept of cookies of different flavors. I mean, if you can enjoy all the same great things with ONE type of cookie, why would you want several flavors? I mean, if it's all the same, and you get the same benefits, what's the point of it all? I mean, not that I want a different cookie or anything because, y'know, I already have a cookie and am completely happy with it. I just. I don't understand. Different flavors? Taking TWO cookies of possibly different flavors? Why? WHY? The choices! For the love bob, WHY?
- But I'm curious, yo. I mean, I don't don't want a cookie myself. It's all in the name of scientific curiosity. And when people eat cookies that are different than mine... I start to worry. I feel like I can't trust anyone I know that eats different cookies than I do. I mean, what if they're all getting together to come up with the best cookie EVER! without me, or... what IF, they're not eating cookies at all? What if it's all just a conspiracy to make me think they're eating cookies when they're eating pies instead?
- I mean. It's completely impossible that people would like a little variety in their cookies from time to time. You mean double chocolate chunk doesn't make you orgasmic every time you eat it?

