Famous Wanks

From Fandom wank wiki

These are the wanks that people remember and actually wasted time making wiki entries on for whatever reason.

• And You Thought Peanut Butter Was Just For Sandwiches, starring Percy Weatherby and his TMI lube preferences

• Bartending In The Dark, with Shadowsider

• But what are your thoughts on yaoi? with Bohemianfaerie

• Caina on Fandom Hypocrisy, with none other than Caina

• Caina vs. Caina's Sister, taking sibling rivalry to a new extreme

• CrystalWank, with Crystal

• Daily Snitch and Quick Quote

• Don't Blame Canada for John Byrne

• Don't Confuse Me With Facts! or, How to use "cock block" in a sentence, with InuGrrrl

• Don't You Have Any Personalities That Aren't Complete Asshats? or a Tale of Too Many Sockpuppets

• Elijah Wood, Moon God or the regretful story of how Esorlehcar initiated a religious persecution

• Emerson of Mugglenet And His Harmonian Slaves with icons! And sequel wanks!

• English Is Not A Major, because you're not in 6th grade anymore

• English is a silly major, just in case you were confident it really did exist

• Fantasy Is Bad For Western Civilization, sayeth Gregory Benford

• Girls Can't Swear or The Worst Pickup Lines of Danny2

• God's Magical Pubic Hairs, aka, "Yep. Knitting wank."

• HBP Wank: The Collector's Edition

• HBP the Harmonian Way, or, how we fell in love with Caina

• His "wife"? A horse.

• Honey! I'm homo! (wherein we learn that all our grandmothers are, apparently, gay men)

• How Do You Solve A Problem Like SVMaria? featuring even more Smallville sockpuppets

• I Am The Emperor of Atlantium His Royal Highness George II, Emperor of Atlantium vs. Wikipedia

• In the Name of the Sue, I Will Punish You!

• Incest Is Creepy, with TheBitingFaery

• Interrogating the text from the wrong perspective, or, The Day Anne Rice Went Berserk. Again.

• JKR is anti-feministic is the first of Phoenixwriter's crimes against the English language

• JKR lying about sick husband: allegation by Caina

• Let Those Premature Babies Swim!: not childfree's finest day

• Milk=Rape

• My Ancestors Can Beat Up Your Ancestors - The Countess VS fandom_wank

• MY NAMES NOT BOB DUMBASS, the self-trolling of psychoaddict.

• Non-Consensual Sex Is NOT Rape, the debut of InuGrrrl

• Not sharing this interest, or how to make an LJ interest really popular

• The Park Slope Hat Spat

• Pay me to write fanfiction for a year, aka Can't we just buy you an iPod?, starring Cousinjean

• Perhaps I have a special anus, which must be seen to be believed

• Please, Lord Voldemort, Join My Rating Community, or I_Wank comes of age, featuring Sugarpuss

• Publish And Be Damned! Or maybe not - Wellington's reincarnation as a whiny LJer

• Queer Eye For the Oversharing Ex-Wife of the Straight Guy

• RPS is Rape, alleged by Ginmar

• The Sad Yet Not Wholly Unexpected Fate of the Harmonian Peace Talks with Vanceone representing the Harmonians

• The Self-cleaning anus of Tigerwolf

• Sink Into Your Eyes Rules, featuring Ginny_Weasley

• The Soul Of A Writer, with Lee Goldberg and Paul Guyot

• Symbolic Flight Mockery, with Ginny_Weasley

• Terry Pratchett Murders and Grinds Up Stories: overlordmordax's plea for justice

• That's Between You And Your Sushi aka that utterly incomprehensible anime wank

• Tiberius is WAY more rockin' than Nero

• Tragic-ish Death of Limeybean, the pseudocide of, natch, Limeybean

• The Venom Cock was the brainchild of professional author Janine Cross

• We Must Bring Your Fanfic Character Through the ASTRAL PLANE!

• What Would Richard Rahl Think of This Wank?, featuring the chicken-that-is-not-a-chicken of Terry Goodkind

• Wizzart Christmas Cards, with Ginny_Weasley

• You Want To Write Buttsex? Go stick something up your bum!, TMI time with Atalantapendrag

Epic Tales

• Femslash, Patriarchy, and the Evils of Glossing, or the perpetual Buffy wank

• Leather Pants And Beyond - CassieClaire, Heidi, Ivyblossom, Aja and the rest.
  • Plagiarism And All That, the Cassandra Claire story.
  • The Very Secret Diary Of Aja, with Ivyblossom and Aja
  • Wherein Cassie's Good Name Is Besmirched, or Aja gets locked out of Veela, Inc - Aja, Ivyblossom, Stacey, Cassandra Claire, Libertine, and Heidi
  • You Plagiarist! Only Cassie Can Write Intellislash!, with Cassandra Claire and Aja
  • Buy a BNF an iPod, featuring Cassandra Claire
  • LaptopGate with Cassandra Claire and Heidi
  • CharityWank, with Heidi and Msscribe
  • The Ms. Scribe Story

• Sex, Lies, And Intellicocks forms the main part of Victoria Bitter's tale.
  • Bit of Earth

• Snape Fandom, An Epic Tale
  • Snape Slash Fleet vs. Fiction Alley Park
  • Pawn to Queen with Riley
  • Hogwarts Online
  • The Grinches Who Stole Snarry, or, How Doctor Who Killed Detention
  • Snapes on an Astral Plane, aka Snape fans attempt Crystalwank 2.0

• Usagi Kou - Wankiest. Cosplayer. Ever.
  • Don't Infringe On My Copyrighted Pose!
  • Paying Rent Is Not Required for Usagi Kou!
  • It's Bad Karma Not To Forgive Usagi Kou
  • Former Boyfriend Sells Usagi Kou's Engagement Ring
  • Like This Is Almost Totally Like the Last Straw
  • Usagi Kou is a Leech and a Parasite