Feel Free To Slap Roy Anywhere

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September 11, 2004: On LJ's fm_alchemist community, rootoftheoracle posts a photomanip of Fullmetal Alchemist character Roy Mustang attending a 9/11 memorial service at the former site of the World Trade Center. Responses rage from praise to outrage to debate of Roy's political leanings to Canadian sanctimony to pure WTFness.

September 12: Rootoftheoracle, apparently believing the criticism is about the US-centric nature of the image, posts a rebuttal saying that one may slap Roy onto any country's national tragedy. Her reference to "John Pope" results in a thread debating the role Pope John Paul II played in the Holocaust and the AIDS epidemic. No word on when someone will slap Roy on those events.

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Highlights

"Hmm, I know you mean well, but this almost borders on slightly offensive with how lightly you seem to be taking the events." -- anon comment

"Then it bordered on my pants until it was smothered by the spandex space." -- capt_koki

"Don't bash just because you think it's tasteless and stuff. It makes others feel bad and they'll start to ponder about things themselves." -- bdchan (formerly __cthebloodflow)

"...why is it so horrible that you think about what's happened instead of acting like a 2 year old and trying to ignore it or make it pretty? God forbid you start thinking critically about the world and form rational opinions like an adult." -- tanzy

"(~__~) WTF? You're a moron. I really don't care about what happened 3 years ago. I could really give a crap about it." -- bdchan

"*huggles __cthebloodflow*" -- urusai_na

"Wait...uh....you "huggle" the person who doesn't give a fuck about 3,000 people DYING?" -- another anon

"You know what? The rest of the world doesn't give a fuck about 3000 people dying." -- urusai_na

"Sure people can state their opinions--just not stupid, double-standard asshats like yourself. Freedom of speech is not a right for anyone--it's a responsibility and a priveledge." -- yet another anon

"Now, I don't hate other countries just because I slapped roy on the 9/11 pictures. This is about mourning. You guys are telling me that Roy can't mourn at all? John Pope, French President, the British Prime Minister Tony Blair they have mourn for the victim of 9/11 attack, they can do it." -- rootoftheoracle

"Beside, Roy isn't an american, nor european... He doesn't exist! Why can't he mourn over so many people who have die in WTC, Petagon, and Pennsilvanna? " -- rootoftheoracle, apparently playing one-person Jeopardy

"Well, Okay! I'll slap Roy mourning for the French people from the war, Arizona Memorial from the Pearl Harbour war, Persian Gulf war, and the attack of the Russian School to make you and your country feel better, and make you feel satified and non-offensive. All, I'm just saying feel free to slap Roy anywhere to make you and your fellow country feel better. He free to everyone." -- rootoftheoracle

"nah, the pope is not feelin' the luv" -- capt_koki

"Karol Josef Wojtyla (aka) POPE JOHN PAUL II, Sometime in October of 1978 Wojtyla became the first Slavic Pope ever, and the first non-Italian Pope in 455 years! Wojtyla was a salesman of the poison gas to the Nazis that exterminated Jews in world war II. "In the early 1940's the I G Faben Chemical Company employed a Polish salesman who sold cyanide to the Nazis for use in Auschwitz. The same salesman also worked as a chemist in the manufacture of the poison gas. This same cyanide gas, along with Zyklon B and Malathion, were used to exterminate millions of Jews and other groups. their bodies were then burned to ashes in the ovens. After the war, the salesman fearing for his life joined the Catholic Church and was ordained as a priest in 1946. One of his closest friends was Dr. Wolf Szmunes - the mastermind behind the Nov. '78 to Oct. '79 and Mar. '80 to Oct. '81 experimental Hepatitis B vaccine trials conducted by the Center for Disease Control in New York, San Francisco and four other American cities, that unleashed the plague of AIDS upon the American people. The salesman was ordained Poland's youngest Bishop in 1958. After a thirty day reign, his predecessor was assassinated and our ex-cyanide gas salesman assumed the Papacy as Pope John Paul II." -- anon

"I ment like that pic of the pope I posted a while ago from ebaumsworld saying 'Even the Pope wants you to shut the fuck up'." -- capt_koki