Free your Inner Sue!

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October 26, 2005: Someone reports a Resident Evil Mary Sue to the Mary Sue Report community on Livejournal, and someone named MissCaptain decides to take a stand in the name of all Sues.

Quotes

  • "I am a call to arms for good-looking, smart, funny, sexy, tough, popular people. Join me or die." -ourself [1]
  • "The world doesn't seem to realize that yes, I'm (justifiably) full of myself (because I'm beautiful, super-intelligent and the bestest writer in the world and David Wenham, will so want to marry me after he took only one look at me!), but I also have a very realistic idea of my own weaknesses (I always forget where I put my keys and I cannot cook). World, why are you so cruel? You pierce my pure heart with your ignorance and leave me to die a lonely death. My soul will haunt this realm forever (pining for David Wenham). :( " -shirokumo [2]
  • "I don't think writing about Mary Sues is a bad thing. Hey, if it's your thing, run with it. Just don't expect everybody to jump for joy if you post it publicly." -wrongly_amused [3]
  • "Thank you, misscaptain! All this time I had no idea I was writing about canon characters because I felt repressed, not because I preferred to post something other people would be interested in to ff.net rather than crazy babblings only me and a few of my friends understood! Thank you, for helping me see the light and to embrace my inner Mary Sue! MARCH FORTH, MY SISTERS, LET US SPREAD OUR CRAZINESS THROUGHOUT THE LAND UNTIL WE ARE ALL UNITED AS ONE GIANT BALL OF-*blam* (the fandomwanker you are trying to reach has exploded. please try again later.) -Sarajayechan [4]
  • MissCaptain responds