Frequent Phrases

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• AFT in the produce isle
• Alan Rickman is Hot
• Bartending in the Dark
• Beaded dead pony
• Bisexual girl gamer English majors don't exist
• Bitch, are you for real?
• Bitch, please.
• But what are your thoughts on yaoi?
• Common cat-fighting cunts
• Condoning a threatening atmosphere
• Cookies are better than sex
• D:
• Doctor Who killed Snarry
• DO NOT MOCK MY DOCTORITES!
• Do you get the point of this community at all?!?!
• Everything I know about Ataniell I learnt from Fandom Wank
• Fandom Is Fucking Funny
• Get out of my fandom, you make my fandom look stupid
• Hive Vagina
• I rule, not Fandom Wank
• In Soviet Russia, Fandom wanks you!
• Internet Lawyers
• Interrogating the text from the wrong perspective
• It's not FOR you
• Like Jesus, in a way.
• Milk = cow rape
• Mock Mockmockmock Mockity-mock-mock
• My hed iz pastede on yay
• Now he dead from coke
• Okay!
• Omg dun steel!1!
• Perhaps I have a special anus
• Pigs don't carry E. coli.
• Pit of Voles
• Please, no furbashing
• Raised by hyenas
• Rann's a GUY!?!
• Rocks fall! Everyone dies!
• Sand in her vagina
• Shit-flinging, backstabbing cunts
• Snakes on a plane, man.
• Tent pegs make you gay
• That Makes My Pink Parts Tingle
• The goggles do nothing!
• The Potterdämmerung
• The server is robust!
• The sparklies ALWAYS speak the truth.
• Think of the bisexuals.
• Those damn Harry Potter plagiarists
• Ticky box!
• Tinhats
• tl;dr
• TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!
• We eat our own
• What the shit is this?
• Won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!?
• You are seriously hindering my attempts at becoming popular on the Internet
• ZOMG OPRESSION!!1