Frequent Phrases
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- AFT in the produce isle
- Alan Rickman is Hot
- Bartending in the Dark
- Beaded dead pony
- Bisexual girl gamer English majors don't exist
- Bitch, are you for real?
- Bitch, please.
- But what are your thoughts on yaoi?
- Common cat-fighting cunts
- Condoning a threatening atmosphere
- Cookies are better than sex
- D:
- Doctor Who killed Snarry
- DO NOT MOCK MY DOCTORITES!
- Do you get the point of this community at all?!?!
- Everything I know about Ataniell I learnt from Fandom Wank
- Fandom Is Fucking Funny
- Get out of my fandom, you make my fandom look stupid
- Hive Vagina
- I rule, not Fandom Wank
- In Soviet Russia, Fandom wanks you!
- Internet Lawyers
- Interrogating the text from the wrong perspective
- It's not FOR you
- Like Jesus, in a way.
- Milk = cow rape
- Mock Mockmockmock Mockity-mock-mock
- My hed iz pastede on yay
- Now he dead from coke
- Oh, gosh, thank you so much for mansplaining this to us!
- Okay!
- Omg dun steel!1!
- Perhaps I have a special anus
- Pigs don't carry E. coli.
- Pit of Voles
- Please, no furbashing
- Raised by hyenas
- Rann's a GUY!?!
- Rocks fall! Everyone dies!
- Sand in her vagina
- Shit-flinging, backstabbing cunts
- Snakes on a plane, man.
- Tent pegs make you gay
- That Makes My Pink Parts Tingle
- The goggles do nothing!
- The Potterdämmerung
- The server is robust!
- The sparklies ALWAYS speak the truth.
- Think of the bisexuals.
- Those damn Harry Potter plagiarists
- Ticky box!
- Tinhats
- tl;dr
- TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!
- We eat our own
- What the shit is this?
- Won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!?
- You are seriously hindering my attempts at becoming popular on the Internet
- ZOMG OPRESSION!!1
