Get A Life, Fandom Wank: The Musical

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October 7, 2005: Harmonian Darynthe objected to FW mocking The Sad Yet Not Wholly Unexpected Fate of the Harmonian Peace Talks. Like many before her, she told the wankas to get a life and stop making fun of her friends. In fact, she posted the lyrics to the song "Get a Life" for our benefit.

She also showed her complete unawareness of FW history by saying that 900 comments on the 'peace-talks' thread must be a record. Perhaps she was the last person on the web not to have heard of Crystalwank.

The Wank Report

Darynthe's Original Post

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"God knows I have no time to read 900 wanks. I skimmed over it and what I read was so full of stupidity (I honestly hadn't seen so much of it before, even in FW). Are we trying for the Guinness Record here, sweeties?" - Darynthe [1]

"We are trying to get you to stop the hatred and bad natured stupidity of sites such as FW." - Darynthe[2]

"*whisper* I thought that FW was good-natured stupidity. Have I been wrong all this time?" - ladybirdsleeps [3]

"So what that supposed to mean? You are admitting that you are having a vendetta time at F_W and STFU?" - esicardi [4]
- "Is having a vendetta time like having your period?" - bellisima
  - "No, it's more like:
    STOP! Vendetta Time!" - llama_treats [5]

"Here is my answer to wankers at Fandom_Wank and HMS STFU:
Once upon a time there was a Buddhist monk and a rich men that were friends. The rich men always wanted to show he was better than the monk. So one day they were meditating and he asked the monk, "How do I look?"
"You look like a Buddha", said the monk, "And how do I look?"
"You look like a pile of shit", said the rich men happily.
Later this day he was so amused at his conversation with the monk that he told about it to his sister. "So, you see, I just showed that I am above the monk" he said. "You did not, my poor brother", answered his sister. "Don't you know that persons see others according their heart? So as the monk has a Buddha heart, so he sees everyone as a Buddha, and similarly what you saw in the monk was a reflection of your heart".
So what they do in that community is just a reflection of themselves, they are just generating their own karma, the poor things." - Esicardi[6]

"You know, I was reading esicardi's little fable and thinking, "The punch line should be good." Then I reached the end and realised how sorely mistaken I was.
That made me sad :("- isobelsomething [7]

"As John Paul II said, even stupidity is a gift of God, but you should know how to use it. And you're misusing it." - Darynthe [8]

"an alleged quote from the late John Paul II... which I judge to be about as authentic as Karl Marx yelling "CAPITALISM ROCKS!" - narcissam, quoted from the Wank Report

"For further reference: We don't wank. Fandom Wank mocks the wank" - niemandhier [9]
- "Right, we don't wank. We're above all that. ~~Pay no attention to wankitywank behind the curtain...~~ - tangentiaalone [10]
  - "Anyone who tries to honestly claim FW isn't made up of wankers, SERIOUSLY needs to buy a clue, or be introduced to my clue-by-four Jeremy." - deoridhe [11]

"Let's make a community called HMSGoStickYourHeadInAPig; we'll get five or six or so people together and spout pure, vitriolic nonsense about how everybody makes fun of us because all we seem to ever do is spout pure, vitriolic nonsense about some ficticious characters (who, coincidentally, don't give two shits either way, because they aren't real and generally have better things to do, such as not existing).
What will make us different from them is we will use a sans-serif font in our journal." - kicklecubicle[12]

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