Get Rich Refuting My Four Proofs of God

February 1, 2006: Sometimes, when OTF_Wank talks, the wank outside the house actually outstrips the wank inside the house.

This was one of those rare occasions.

Troy has proof of God's existence. Strong proof. Lo, in fact, he has four proofs. And not just any four proofs-- four perfect proofs.

So confident is he that his proofs are unassailable that he will give you $10,000 if you can refute any part of his perfect argument.

Well, maybe. If he doesn't ban you first.

Quotes

"Know why you are banned: no attempt at a disproof, your line of thought is debunked, your self-declarations are selfish, you will never repent, will only repeat yourself and have nothing to offer." - Troy, quoted in the Wank Report
"In that spirit, I'd like to make a counter-offer. Troy, if you can offer a logical proof that Unicorns do not exist, then I will pay you the sum of one hundred thousand US dollars." - Captain Win, quoted in the Wank Report
"Do you believe the new city John viewed from the great high mountain that he was taken up to in Revelation approximately 95/96 A.D. was in fact a vision from the largest mountain in the solar system, Mount Olympus, on Mars? Do you believe the reason why the new city on the new earth will be on Mars (without the sea) is because the old earth will be burnt up (also, without the sea) when the millennium ends?" - One of the forum's questions for informal apostles[1]
"This may seem counter-intuitive, but if you post something from another writer as your own, this is not plagarizing as long as you believe it and want to express this very point as your own, for the sake of expressing a point precisely and with care. Therefore, it is a sin to accuse someone of plagarizing." - From the forum rules[2]
"Sometimes a link is appropriate, but this takes discernment by the Holy Spirit.