God
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God: A.K.A. The Almighty, The Divine, The Big Kahuna, The Big Bitch In the Sky. Reputed creator of almost every religion in the world; may be bearded man, ineffable concept, multi-armed blue dude, busty woman, Alanis, Morgan Freeman, Samuel L. Jackson, or Elijah Wood. Author of the universe and all its contents, including wankers and wankas. You may thank s/h/it for shipping wars . . . yet you may also thank God for boobies and kittens. This is the mystery of God.
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A Brief Summary of God
The following things are true about God:
- God has remarkable anatomical features.
- Has some detractors.
- Really is out to get you. No, it's not just your imagination.
The following things are not true about God:
- Expects Father's Day card from you and/or your favorite character.
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Notable Fandoms and Associates
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Fandoms
- God is not so much a fan of anything so much as things are fans of God. Nevertheless, involved in too many fandoms to list. All are wanky, though some to a greater degree than others.
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Associates
- Reputedly son, but sockpuppet allegations persist. Apparently up to naughty business with Lex Luthor, perhaps as distraction from the fact that He is not the biggest thing ever. The creator of one of the best-known lovememes of all time, He is reputedly quite distressed at how much hate people post to it. Unfortunately, He can't seem to screen fast enough, and it is likely that He will simply bahleet the whole damned thing as soon as He remembers his password.
- Muhammad
- Has sizable number of people on his mailing list. Not to everyone's taste, however. Has a strong aversion to having his picture taken -- like Cassie Claire, in a way. His personal version of Heidipatrol, however, has eschewed TOSings and proceeded straight to the next logical step: burning, pillaging, and random orgies of destruction.
- Satan
- The smoldering hatred between God and Satan makes them a prime candidate for the more damned type of slash. Formerly BFFs, the flamewar between God and the broccoli-fan known as the Devil is the world's oldest and longest-running. Some contend that the bias in the Bible, which recounts this wank, makes it grudgewank. These people are called Satan worshippers.
- Has written some notable fanfiction.
- Troy
- He has four perfect proofs of God's existence. If you can refute them before being banned, you can strike it rich!
