Godwin's Law Aboard the HMS Harmony

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January 15, 2006: The HMS Harmony decided to welcome the new year by reopening to the public and continuing to 'dialogue' with non-Harmonians. A thread asking why the forum members call Ron/Hermione shippers Herons deteriorated to Nazi comparisons in record time.

The cream of the crop was Mystic Knight's post, quoted in full in the report, comparing R/Hr shippers to socialists and Nazis.

The Wank Report

The ensuing discussion was hampered (or made even more funny) by the Journalfen servers refusing to post comments containing the word "socialism". (An accidental effect of spam-blocking the erection drug "Cialis".) [1]

Mystic Knight showed up on Fandom Wank the next day to tell FW to get a life, 'laugh' at us, declare how proud he was to be wanked, and to complain he was being persecuted. [2]

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Mystic Knight's Post

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To me, "The Good Ship" (aka HMS Heron) made me think of Socialism. A group totally against any other conflicting idea. I only say that from spending quite a bit of time watching them attack H/Hr and just about any other shipper group that wasn't R/Hr or H/G. Which was quite often.

Also, the labeling of oneself as "Good" (despite the intended origins of the word in regards to British nautical terms) reminds me of socialism, as socialist will usually spend a good deal of time trying to convice the masses (and themselves) that itself only is "Good" and everything else is not.

Socialism doesn't lift up the masses, it only reduces everyone to an equal level of misery.

This perception to me is reinforced by the R/Hr wankers and by Mugglenet in general. There you have a website that is now basically dedicated to the pursuit and attack on free thinkers who don't wish to the follow "canon".

For some odd reason, when I think of Mugglenet, a vision of Goose-stepping soldiers come to mind.

So, to avoid turning this thread into a political debate, please refrain from intertwining political beliefs into the thread. There are places elsewhere in the forum for this type of discussion.

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Other Quotes

"Heron (Lev. 11:19; Deut. 14:18), ranked among the unclean birds. The Hebrew name is _'anaphah_, and indicates that the bird so named is remarkable for its angry disposition. "The herons are wading-birds, peculiarly irritable, remarkable for their voracity, frequenting marshes and oozy rivers." - Mystic Knight, quoted in the Wank Report

"THIS WANK IS GOING TO SUCK TO COMMENT ON BECAUSE JF WON'T LET YOU POST ANYTHING WITH THE WORD S0CIALI$T IN IT." - Smit [3]

"And Marx is rewritten yet again to suit the needs of the current administration!
Somewhere, Lenin is crying, Stalin is starting another famine, Khrushchev is banging his shoe, Brezhnev is consorting with the mafia dons, and Gorbachev is filming a Pizza Hut commercial. - napoleon [4]

"How the hell are we not supposed to laugh at them now?" - gun [5]

"Anyway, I would think that given the amount of time you people spend on the net (which I'm sure is considerable), that you be able to at least come up with something mildly interesting to talk about. However, given the fact that the average age of everyone on here is probably around, say, 12 years old, I guess I have too much expectations." - Mystic Knight [6]