Green Is Satan's Favorite Color!

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March 16, 2006: (Or, rather, April 24, 1970, through Satan's Evil Influence) The Harry Potter novels are not satanic due to the use of magic. Oh, no: what's truly evil is J.K. Rowling's use of color, and one color in particular.

Forget Voldemort, Harry's clearly allied with Satan.

It's those green eyes, because, as we all know, green is Satan's favorite color.

But, hey, at least a noted expert has confirmed that the colors in the novels are not Illuminati mind control triggers.

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Green -- is Satan's favorite color, typified by copper, Satan's favorite metal because it is bright and shiny on the surface, while soft and corruptible inside. When subjected to the outside elements, it turns green; therefore, copper has been the favorite metal of occultists the world over, because it is the favorite color of their god, Lucifer. - from the article [1]
2. Deep Blood Red -- the robes of the Durmstrang students were revealed to be wearing robes of a deep bloodred." [Page 251] ....While the dictionary lists bloodstone as a deep green, we could not help but wonder if Rowling took her inspiration from the name, Blood, of this stone. - ibid
Satan's full of crap. He told me yesterday his favorite color is purple! - ruby_tuesday[2]

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