HBP the Harmonian Way
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August 5, 2005: This was the first (but not the last) appearance of Caina on Fandom Wank. She "rewrote" Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to support the Harmony ship, due to a perceived slight against the ship in that book. Said rewrite basically involved a direct copy of the book but with Hermione made perfect and Ginny made to appear beastly. The Harmonian version of HBP was deleted in short order for obvious legal reasons, yet the curious may find an MSTing of the scattered original bits here, and of course, wankas quote and mock their favourite bits all through five pages of comments on the wank report.
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Favourite Quotes
- "Notice: What you are about to read is a fan fiction based on the original book the Half-Blood Prince, but it has been altered into a parody of the original work to support a romantic relationship between the characters of Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna. You cannot read this parody and depend on it to give you an accurate account of events in the HBP." - Caina's Author's Note
- "I had a lawyer tell me that you can either post all of something or none of it." - Caina, quoted in the Wank Report
- "Oh, I'll find a way. Mark my words, it may not have my name on it, but it WILL see the light of day. Someday. Legal or not." - Caina, Wank Report
- "If someone were to take one of your paintings and paint over it, then you should look at what they've done as a chance to see your idea from THEIR point of view." - myhrlyn, Wank Report
