Heidipology

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“	I'm sorry you're so stupid. :(	”
	— {{{source}}}

Named after HP fandom's own Heidi, a Heidipology (or "fauxpology") is one that blames the victim and holds no sincerity whatsover. A specialty of lawyers, politicians, and those caught wanking.

Gold Standard Heidipologies

“	Personally, I am sorry anyone was hurt by anything that has happened in fandom over the last six years that I've been a part of it. I feel extremely duped and upset about this whole situation.	”
	— Heidi's apology for shielding Msscribe

“	I am sorry people are so hasty to trust, and so hasty to distrust in a cyber-world where it is easy to hide, and bully, and not deal with the repercussions of actions. I am sorry if this is taken the wrong way and once again misconstrued. I am sorry I have to see hypocrisy.	”
	— Esteltinuviel's apology for stealing line-art