Heisenberg's Wank Uncertainty Principle

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

This law, written by photosinensis, states:

1. If a wank has a definite location in one of the wank communities, its wankiness cannot be known until it is posted at the proper community.

2. If a wank has no definite location in one of the wank communities, its wankiness can never be truly known.

3. If a wank is observed in an inappropriate community, the wank shall be increased due to its misplacement.