Hellfire and Jira: TMI Brigade

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The first Clairvoyantwank report to receive over 300 comments

March 27, 2006: In retrospect, what's particularly ironic is that the original thread never made it out of Clairvoyantwank.

The original topic was Hellfire's attempt to expose GAFF to the appalling evils of the Islamic faith. For the most part, other GAFF regulars ignored her.

The "there might soon be" Wank Report

The first post on Clairvoyantwank, in fact, is on everyone's favorite topic when it comes to Hellfire.[1]

Hellfire herself quickly shows up to ~~rant incoherently~~intelligently express her point of view on the evils of Islam. As a special bonus, she decides to share glorious details about her relationship with her father. [2]

Jira defends Hellfire. But things don't really get interesting until Jira says she can't condemn Hellfire for being racist... seeing as she sometimes acts in a racist manner herself. Despite saying she's going to stop attempting to defend herself, Jira keeps attempting to defend herself. She hardly ever crosses the street when she sees a black person anymore! She has black friends!

It doesn't help.

March 28, 2006: The first appearance on Wankitywank

But, hey-- that's okay. Because Hellfire still loves Jira. They engage in a little public RP-ing to demonstrate their true love.

March 29, 2006: The second appearance on Wankitywank

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Quotes

Clearly, suicide bombing is the little-known Sixth Pillar of Islam:
1) Recite the Shahadah
2) Pray five times a day
3) Give percentage of earnings to the poor
4) Fast during Ramadan
5) Make a pilgrimage to Mecca at least once
6) Blow self up in crowded street market - Oar, as a signed anon [3]
la_viv: I, for one, wish she would simply create one thread called FUCKING TOWELHEADS! and be done with it. It'd save a lot of time.
Phosfate: Wait...her dad's a Muslim, then?[4]
I beleive she's broken up with her dad, but don't worry, they're still friends! And someday she might have her own child with whom she can share that Very Special Love! - Platedlizard[5]
Hellfire: "Say what you want, but my father was human, I'll have you know!"
A mouse: "Shut your fucking face, father-fucker! You're the one who fucked
your father, father-fucker! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
you just fuck your father all day long..." - Footsie, from his summary of Incest? Cool. Marrying Dolphins? That's Just WRONG! [6]
I was sexually mature when my relationship with my dad began, Might be hard for some of you to accept but I WANTED HIM. He might have started the fooling around, but I was the one that asked him to have sex with me, and I have never regretted that choice. - Hellfire [7]
If I squint I can SORT OF see why some people might be creeped out, I mean there is a lot of people who get abused and stuff, but I am not one of those people. I don't get off on the idea of people getting abused either, but the thought of family members expressing love in a sexual way gets me fired up like nothing else does. When incest goes wrong for people it can end up terrible, but when it goes right (as it did for me) it can be a beautiful and fantastic experience. - ibid
You were consenting, as was he. It was not abusive. I'm fine with incest. I know people are going to say "Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out", but I don't care. I don't encourage it in the world, like, I don't say things like, "You and your brother would be cute together, you have such a connection, have you ever slept together?" - Jira [8]
I'm not good when it comes to dealing with racism, because although I don't believe I'm racist, I do occasionally act racist (mostly, if I see a black person, although I have plenty of black friends, I do cross the street if I don't know them and they fit the "stereotype" description). - Jira [9]
You're still making it an extremist thing, which it is not anymore. I rarely get scared anymore when I see a black person. In fact, in the last ... oh, I'd say 8 months, I've only had it happen twice. Once was at 2 in the morning when I was walking alone from the library to my dorm, and I flinched at all three people who passed me by because we had just had a girl be abducted and killed the week before.
And the second time was when my uncle drove us to the University of Chicago and told us to roll up our windows, this was the bad part of town. - Jira [10]
We've got the racist daddyfucker being defended by her buddy, who approves of incest in the sense of as long as both people are of the age of consent in the country it's happening in - even if the age of consent is 11 years old (but not in the sense that she sets up her friends with their siblings), who is ALSO a self-admitted racist. And a martyr. But thinks if she speaks calmly to the oh-so-closeminded f_w rabble, we will be convinced that her racist, incest-condoning approach is the tolerant path we all want to take through this life. - Snacky [11]
Pyratejenni: At this rate, jira's a shoo-in for "Biggest Fucking Idiot On JF" for next year's New Year's Eve poll.
Jira: Hey, at least I'll win something. Doesn't bother me. I'm too laid back to care.
Ashenmote: Can you try to be laid back, not bothered and careless a little less noisily? [12]