Hogwarts Advent Rule

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

Proposed here by Rikoshi.

If JK Rowling releases a book, there is wank.

Corollary to the Hogwarts Advent Rule: As the Harry Potter series continues, the wank associated with each successive book release shall increase exponentially, up to and including a hypothetical limit where the Internet would explode if enough new books were to be written. Also known as the "Wankpocolypse." Repent for the end is NIGH!