Hogwarts Elite

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Ever wondered what Hogwarts house you belong in? Hogwarts Elite can sort you, just like the Sorting Hat! House members will read your application and vote on where you belong, often with snazzy but totally unrelated graphics.

Hint: you're almost certainly a Squib.

Based on appearances on Fandom_Wank, the following are reasons you will be squibbed:

Your application is too short. (You're not putting in the effort and taking them seriously!)
Your application is too long. (You're mocking them and not taking them seriously!)
Your application indicates you want to be in a particular house. (Pushing is not to be tolerated!)
Your application does not seem to hint toward a house. ("We just don't know enough about your personality!")
The community hears you don't like the way your sorting is going (See: Bartending In The Dark)

There used to be a rule preventing applicants from responding to votes and comments on their applications (see: Good King Nerdnor Meets Hogwarts Elite). This rule was abolished! You might think this improves your odds of being sorted to a real house.

It doesn't.

(The Hogwarts Hocus LJ community was created by wankas to sort RPing characters to Hogwarts houses, and to mock Hogwarts Elite. It's wanky, too.)

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