Honey! I'm homo!
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As we all know, women control the media, the economy and, more importantly, fandom, and television is a female-dominated medium bent on the total subjugation of every poor oppressed man in the entire world.
Also, if you've ever called anyone "honey" in your entire life, then you are clearly a gay man.
It's true, because a man who uses peanut butter for lube says so.
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