How Dare You Not Like Emo Gay Cowboys?!

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by rogue

As quoted from the wank report: "Someone [on IMDB] says that they were disappointed by Brokeback Mountain and that it was stale. Wanking occurs."

Not all that notable a wank, except for the very popular icons that it inspired.

Quotes

gun: I dunno if I can see 'Brokeback Mountain'. I mean, I don't think it has many zombies at all in it, from the look of the trailer.

capsulekei: I'm sorry to inform you it is so lacking in the zombie department that there are none at all.
gun: Okay I am so not seeing it now. It can go fuck itself in the ear.
capsulekei: Though it got kind of exciting when Jake Gyllenhaal's character turned out to be a cyborg...oh. Should that have come with a spoiler warning?
gun: Robots, eh?! Are there dinosaurs too? Shark attacks?
capsulekei: When Jake takes Heath Ledger back in time they stop off and have to fight some dinosaurs for a while. Honestly the guys dismissing this just because of the gay love are missing out on some quality t-rex fighting time traveling robots.
gun: I love quality t-rex fighting time! [1]