How To Make A Good Post

Don't base it on imdb wank
Or anyone banned from JournalFen
Please, no furbashing.
We're not interested in a timeline of your life, so don't tell us it's your first post. And absolutely don't tell us to be gentle or use lube -- since our pleasure is the only important thing there, it's our decision whether to do either, not yours.
Just because you disagree with what someone says, doesn't make it wanky. If you post it anyway, don't be surprised if you get a lot of "this isn't wanky" comments. Self-modding in action, man.
Grudgewank is bad, yo.
Keep your formatting simple. Using special formatting such as paragraph indents or colored text makes your post that much harder to read.
If you feel a need to say "I'm not sure if this is really wank" or something similar, it probably isn't.
In the name of all that is holy, do not sign your post or comments. We can all see your username right there.