Hufflen00bs
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A community on JournalFen for n00bs, located here. Founded 4th June 2004 by ashenmote as a non-elitist society, because they were just jealous.
The User Info
Herewith I proclaim the foundation of the hufflen00bs secret society:
I. What we do:
The whole purpose of the Hufflen00bs secret society is to give us, the unwanted wankers - the ones who will not be invited on the cooler secret societies - a place where we can sit together and fancy how the outsiders are wondering what we are doing and if we are laughing at them or talking behind their backs scheming or anything.
Or maybe we are REALLY laughing and talking about them. And scheming. Or worse. You won't know unless you join the Hufflen00bs community!
II. Who we are:
This secret society is composed by those who were still left when the other secret societies called it a day and went home with their new, promising recruits.
- We do not accept interesting, cool, famous or veteran people!
- You aren't interesting, cool, famous or veteran if you want join the Hufflen00bs.
III. Known Issues:
No one knows about the Hufflen00bs. That is fine, because we are a secret society. But we have noticed that this gets into the way of recruiting new members.
IV. What we do about it:
If we notice promising recruits (people who look lost, and very uncool) we invite them. And we make locked posts on our LJs to recruit our loser friends.
Join hufflen00bs or we will talk about you behind your back! Or something.
First Rule: You do not talk about the n00b com.
Second Rule: You do not talk about the n00b com.
Third Rule: New members pay for the chinese food.
Fourth Rule: Pants are optional
Temporary fifth rule: Hufflen00bs need sleep, like everyone else!
Sixth rule: It is forbidden to spy on the hufflen00bs. We don't spy either because you don't let us!
