I'm Harry Potter. No, I'M Harry Potter!

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August 1, 2006: Summary provided by Redcoast the mouse from here (formatting preserved):

Lyle is a big doofus. Somebody starts a Harry Potter meme. Nice, normal people have fun voting themselves and their friends as "Random Dementor" and "Ernie McMillan." lafeemechante wants her and her f-list to be voted all the most central fandom characters. She wants to be both Harry AND James. To most qualify, she nominates her friends to be the other Marauders.

Cunning, ambition, using your friends - Slytherin traits, if you ask me.

ninepointfivemm finds out about it, and asks her f-list on her generally locked f-list to vote for her and her friends specifically because she doesn't like lafeemechante. Why? Because lafeemechante attacked three of her friends.

Loyalty, being a douchebag on behalf of your friends, plotting in private to take your enemy down a notch - sounds like Sirius or James, really.

ninepointfivemm forgot that lafeemechante's sockpuppet is still friended on her list, and lafeemechante reads her posts, goes batshit, and resolves to beat ninepointfivemm if it's the last thing she does.

Sockpuppets, overreacting, delusions of grandeur - Voldemort.

Somewhere a long the lines, the meme is shut down. (Did lafeemechante orchestrate that or what?) lafeemechante screencaps ninepointfivemm's posts, and puts them on her own journal, claiming that a "rat" betrayed her, and rants about ninepointfivemm calling her friends "minions" and her supposed "cowardice" in screening comments on her journal and refusing to assume the position by wanking on her rant.

So, let's see. Insisting that your "minions" are "friends" is very like James Potter, but the rest? If I'm not much mistaken, the rat spied on James Potter, not for James Potter. So by her own actions, she's Voldemort, and ninepointfivemm is James.

Now, all we need is for ninepointfivemm to delete her journal, and for Lupin to leave the fandom.

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